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| When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.
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| Only One Childhood . . . ~Author Unknown
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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I stopped to watch my little girl busy playing in her room. In one hand was a plastic phone; in the other a toy broom. I listened as she was speaking to her make believe little friend And I'll never forget the words she said, even though it was pretend.
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| Kids and Relationships
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
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| Kids and Some Classic Proverbs
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Kids and Some Classic Proverbs
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
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| Out of the Mouths of Babes . . .
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody, but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9
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| Kids Say the Funniest Things . . .
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries
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| Through A Childs Eyes
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
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| Through A Child Eyes
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Home is where the house is. --Age 6
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. --Age 15
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. --Age 13
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| A Newborn's Conversation with God . . .
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A baby asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow,
but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?”
God said, “Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.”
The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do
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| 5 Reasons Not to Mess with Children
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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(1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, it’s throat was very small.
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| Though A Childs Eyes
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Best Place for Sibling
When Tyler's new baby sister came home from the hospital he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Tyler was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap.
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| What Love means to these Children . . .
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“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.” ~Rebecca - age 8
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| Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one . . .
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A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was
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| Here are the top five proverbs as finished by children in the first grade:
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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1. Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
2. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.
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| Impressionable 6 Year old
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...Post On 03 Apr 2008 |
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For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother
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| Family Fun
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...Post On 27 Mar 2008 |
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Little Brother: “What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?”
Big Brother: “I sure wouldn’t go back to either one of those places!”
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| T.A.C.E.
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...Post On 20 Mar 2008 |
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In the Fire Station
Little Jimmy's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation
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| T.A.C.E.
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...Post On 06 Mar 2008 |
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The Worms
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in
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| Life's Lessons
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...Post On 28 Feb 2008 |
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When my son was around 4 years old, he went to the local drug store with me one afternoon. While in the checkout he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him how to use good manners,
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| Back by popular demand, some more Letters to God . . . From Kids
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...Post On 22 Feb 2008 |
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Dear God,
I'm sorry I forgot the words to your songs yesterday in Sunday school. I don't sing that good anyway, so sometimes I just hum along. Is that o.k. with you?
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| RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
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| “Angels” Explained by Children . . .
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I only know the names of two angels--Hark and Harold. ~Gregory, 5
Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~Olive, 9
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| Our Country
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...Post On 31 Jan 2008 |
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A father wanted to read a magazine, but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a
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| Questions Kids Ask God…
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...Post On 24 Jan 2008 |
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Dear God, how do you make our hair?
Dear God, what is Heaven really like, I have heard different theories.
Dear God, how do you listen to all those churches praying at the same time?
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| Things My Mother Taught Me:
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...Post On 17 Jan 2008 |
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My mother taught me LOGIC…
"Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE…
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| Kids Come Up With the Funniest Things…
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...Post On 10 Jan 2008 |
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Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
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| Kids are so funny…
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...Post On 03 Jan 2008 |
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Here are some definitions and test answers from kids, (pay attention to the spelling):
Three kinds of blood vessels are: arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
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| Some Notes from Children to Santa
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...Post On 13 Dec 2007 |
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I try and try to be good, but my brother is always teasing me and I hit him sometimes. Please keep that in mind when you come to our house. Jessica, Age 8
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| Mary’s Little Lamb
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...Post On 06 Dec 2007 |
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Mary had a little Lamb
his fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
the Lamb was sure to go.
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| The Thunderstorm
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...Post On 26 Nov 2007 |
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When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon,
she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be
walking the three blocks from school to home.
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| Children Are So Thankful…
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...Post On 15 Nov 2007 |
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• I am thankful for what I have and being able to be what you are, because some people do not have the same stuff as you - Quinton
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| GOD IS LIKE........
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...Post On 08 Nov 2007 |
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A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate
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| Child Ramblings
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...Post On 01 Nov 2007 |
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7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches
To elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
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| The Pumpkin Prayer
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...Post On 25 Oct 2007 |
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Dear God,
As I carve my pumpkin help me say this prayer:
Open my mind so I can learn about You;
(Cut the top of the pumpkin)
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| Nudity, Opinions, & Ketchup
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...Post On 18 Oct 2007 |
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1. NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up
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| Childbirth
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...Post On 04 Oct 2007 |
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It was late at night and Alison, who was expecting her second
child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn.
When
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| Time For Bed
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...Post On 27 Sep 2007 |
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Child Sent To Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..."
"What?"
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| Vegetables & Noodle Soup
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...Post On 20 Sep 2007 |
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Mashed potatoes on the ceiling,
and green beans on the floor.
Stewed tomatoes in the corner,
with squash upon the door.
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| Kids Come Up With The Cutest Things…
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...Post On 13 Sep 2007 |
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Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o!
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
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| Comments From Our Children…
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...Post On 06 Sep 2007 |
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Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Tiffany, age 13
The class in school I hate the most is the one I learn the most from. Joanne, age 10
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| REMEMBER THE 23RD PSALM
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...Post On 30 Aug 2007 |
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A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that
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| First day of School
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...Post On 23 Aug 2007 |
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Here’s the “report” on the first day of school at Macclenny Elementary:
The Principal tells us, “…it was a typical first day with no real surprises
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| True Statements Out Of The Mouths of Our Children
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...Post On 16 Aug 2007 |
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One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came.
The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
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| Shane
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...Post On 09 Aug 2007 |
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Some of the most poignant moments I spend as a
veterinarian are those spent with my clients assisting the
transition
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| -----A Six Year Olds Prayer
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...Post On 02 Aug 2007 |
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Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son had
asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good.
God is great. Thank you for the food
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| Frog Collector
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...Post On 26 Jul 2007 |
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Frank, the Frog Collector
I'm Frank, the frog collector,
and I'm happy to report
my collection's nearly finished;
I have frogs of every sort.
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| The Cost Of Kids These Days
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...Post On 20 Jul 2007 |
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The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.
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| Meatloaf Poem
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...Post On 12 Jul 2007 |
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My mother made a meatloaf
but I think she made it wrong.
It could be that she cooked it
just a little bit too long.
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| Eating Babies
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...Post On 05 Jul 2007 |
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I teach preschool 2 year olds. When I was Pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite
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| I'm Not Free
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...Post On 28 Jun 2007 |
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With Fourth of July coming up, a local nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live
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| Hilarious Childrens' Essays
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...Post On 21 Jun 2007 |
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Funny Mistakes Written in Essays By Kids:
· Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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| Allow Responsibility
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...Post On 14 Jun 2007 |
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Allow Your Children to Take Responsibility for Celebrating the Day
As Father's Day approaches, consider letting your kids choose their own gifts for dad.
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| Wise Advice
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...Post On 07 Jun 2007 |
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"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." - Donna Maria G. - age 9
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." -
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| Questions & Answers
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...Post On 31 May 2007 |
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Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A. Swimming trunks.
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella.
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| My Peaceful World
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...Post On 24 May 2007 |
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My Peaceful World
by Gina
Age 8
If I were President, then there would be
More peace in the world.
Instead of Terrorists, there would be
Peacemakers.
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| Who knows what a child is thinking?
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...Post On 17 May 2007 |
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Who knows what a child is thinking? No one, I sure didn’t. I have seven grandchildren, and this letter is about one of them that really made me realize that it
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| What does Love mean?
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...Post On 26 Mar 2007 |
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Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.
Touching words out of the mouths of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4
to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
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| A little boy was waiting
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...Post On 05 Nov 2006 |
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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store…
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell
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| 'Heaven' by Tiffany Edge
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...Post On 30 Oct 2006 |
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I don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty tired of only seeing horrific images of teenagers gone wild in various regions around the United States. The newspapers are full of schools taking action and creating policies to protect students from those who would seek to harm them. With all of the terrible images being shown about teenagers it is enough to make a person conclude that there is nothing decent, nice or promising about today's youth. This student, this poem, this child should remind us all how very special and very wonderful our students, our children, our future is in Baker County. ~Melody Hood~
Tiffany Edge is an 8th grade student in my Language Arts class at Baker County Middle School. She is the daughter of Daniel and Tina Edge from Glen St. Mary.
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| OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear
Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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| The Bible According to Kids
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...Post On 13 Oct 2006 |
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The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world,
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| Even if you are not a Grandparent, you will enjoy these…
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...Post On 07 Oct 2006 |
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me
Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I
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| More Like Kacey
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...Post On 22 Sep 2006 |
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A young man
17 years old
Popular in school
A friend to all
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| WHAT IF…
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...Post On 14 Sep 2006 |
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WHAT IF…
What if time didn't exist?
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| Belly Button
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...Post On 03 Sep 2006 |
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When I was little, my grandmother told me that my belly button is where all my skin was tied into a knot. I took her seriously and for almost a year I wouldn't touch my belly button, wash too close to my belly button in the bath, all in fear that if I touched it the "knot"/belly button would come undone, and all of my skin would fall off.
Scotty
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| The Tooth Fairy / A Day at the Beach
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...Post On 20 Aug 2006 |
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THE TOOTH FAIRY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon
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| LITTLE KIDS INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE
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Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
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