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| Bumper Stickers Uncategorized
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
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| “No pun intended”
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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| A Letter From God To You
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling ALL of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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Blueberry Corn Muffins
Ingredients:
18 tablespoons unsalted butter, room temperature
3/4-cup sugar
3 tablespoons honey
2 large eggs
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| One Liners
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: " Nothing. "
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."
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| What's in a Name?
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...Post On 24 Jul 2008 |
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Ayma Dommy (I'm A Dummy)
Xavier Money (Save Your Money)
Harris Mint (Harassment)
Claire DeAir (Clear the Air)
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| Some Interesting Facts
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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· One human hair can support 3kg.
· Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
· The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
· A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
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| Ask and You Shall Receive . . .
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: “PRAISE THE LORD!”
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady.
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| Beer VS. Face Cream
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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A man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks his wife.
“They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,” he says.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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Double Peanut Bars
Ingredients:
25 NILLA® Wafers, finely crushed
1/2 cup Dry Roasted Peanuts, finely chopped
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1/3 cup margarine or butter, melted
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| THE OLD PHONE
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.
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| Lost in the Music
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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By 1980, the disco inferno, which had burned so heavily in the 70’s, was rapidly approaching extinction. But thanks to a group of young singers out of Minneapolis, the disco blaze got another douse of the fuel.
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| EVER WONDER . . .
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...Post On 18 Jul 2008 |
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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| Worth Keeping ~sent in by a reader
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt, and a hat, and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in
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| The Twins
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain;
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| 25 Great Ways to Cope With Stress
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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Get up 15 minutes earlier
Prepare for the morning the night before
Avoid tight fitting clothes
Avoid relying on chemical aids
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| Heaven's Grocery Store
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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I was walking down life's highway a long time ago,
One day I saw a sign that read "Heaven's Grocery Store".
As I got a little closer the door opened wide,
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| Off Her Rocker!!!
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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Black-Bean Soup with Avocado Sauce
Ingredients:
3 (19 ounce) cans black beans, drained and rinsed
4 cups canned low-sodium chicken broth or homemade stock
2 tablespoons cooking oil
1 onion, chopped
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
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| Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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I think that every person whether as a young child or as an adult has heard the phrase, “Judge not, lest ye be judged”. We have all heard it all our lives whether we were a Christian or not. It is one of those phrases that goes along with “Do unto others, what you would have them do to you”, right?
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| Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
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| Top Ten Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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| Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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1. “Wow, oh wow . . . umm . . . wow!
2. “Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.”
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O’ Great Lord of Darkness."
4. “Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!”
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| Stay . . .
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...Post On 10 Jul 2008 |
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A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
"Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine
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| Anagram-Word Play
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
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| Computer Problems
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him,
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| Three Legged Chickens
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a backcountry road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas, but at 50 miles per hour, the chicken was still keeping up.
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| Letter From a Farm Kid (Now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Training)
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell
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| Will You Give This to My Daddy? Sent in by a reader
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.
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| Good Day!! From St. James Episcopal Church
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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Baby Talk - Babies are brilliant. If in pain (hurt, hungry, thirsty, or wet) they cry. Anyone on earth will understand that language. But me? I'm too grown up to cry. I can only describe my pain in English and only English speaking people will understand.
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| I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
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...Post On 02 Jul 2008 |
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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
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| Good Day!! From St. James Episcopal Church
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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Suffering: Bitter or Better? I would like to say something to those who see suffering as a sign that God is mean and vengeful or think it proof that there is no God at all.
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| Warshing Clothes Recipe
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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Never thought of a ¡§washer¡¨ in this light before . . . what a blessing!
Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe: This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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Loaded Twice-Baked Potatoes
Ingredients:
4 medium russet potatoes
8 ounces 90%-lean ground beef
1 cup broccoli florets, finely chopped
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| We Can Learn a lot from Dogs . . .
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.
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| Catholic Heart Attack
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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After suffering a heart attack and having quadruple bypass surgery, a man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they nursed him back to health, one of the nuns asked him if he had health insurance.
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| Southern Baptist at the Race Track
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...Post On 26 Jun 2008 |
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Did you hear about the about the Southern Baptist
who was in the habit of sneaking to the race track
to bet on the horses?
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| Lost in the Music ~ By: WYATT MILTON
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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From this week in: 1968
Song: “Mrs. Robinson”
Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
In the summer of 1968, the riots at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago were the effect of the rage that had been building up since the
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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With the Hot summertime heat approaching rapidly using a slowcooker/crock pot will not only save you time, but it will also, cut down on the heat in your kitchen tremendously!
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| Cleaning Poem
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been “computering”,
And I had to answer “yes”.
He told me to get off my fanny
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| The Garden
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
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| No Nursing Home for Me!! Sent in by a reader
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all
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| Women Beware!!! Sent in by a reader
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...Post On 19 Jun 2008 |
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A few weeks ago, a good friend of our family's was driving on US-1 and two men pulled up beside her and told her she had a flat tire. She acknowledged them, but did not pull over because she was close to her destination. They pulled up beside her again, a few times, and motioned for her to pull over.
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| Fathers Then and Now . . .
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.
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| Good Day!! From St. James Episcopal Church
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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King or Shepherd
In Psalm 23 David describes God as a shepherd rather than a king.
The wealth of the king is the gold in the treasury. The wealth of the shepherd
is the flock itself. He knows each sheep by name.
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| Father's Day Recipes
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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Steak Diane:
4 (3-ounce) center-cut beef tenderloin medallions, trimmed of all fat
4 tablespoons butter, divided
Salt and pepper to taste
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons finely chopped shallots or green onions
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| Softball in Heaven?
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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Two 90-year-old women, Vivian and Edith, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Edith was dying, Vivian visited her every day. One day Vivian said, “Edith, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives,
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| Just for Fun . . .
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
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| Honk If You Love Jesus
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a, 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my
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| Poor Preacher
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
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| Daddy, Are you the Boss?
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...Post On 12 Jun 2008 |
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One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy
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| Church Bulletin Bloopers
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...Post On 05 Jun 2008 |
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“Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.”
“Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”
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| Bedside Manners
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...Post On 05 Jun 2008 |
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Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be
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| Doggone Brilliant Joke
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...Post On 05 Jun 2008 |
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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 05 Jun 2008 |
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Baked Pizza Dip
Ingredients:
1 (8 ounce) package Cream Cheese, softened
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1 (8 ounce) package shredded Mozzarella Cheese, divided
1 cup pizza sauce
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| WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
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...Post On 05 Jun 2008 |
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A drunken man who smelled like gin sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
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| Thank You
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...Post On 29 May 2008 |
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We thank God for sparring our lives when a tornado hit our house on March 7. While the roof across the center of the house was ripped away, God protected us from physical harm.
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| Questions that make you Think . . .
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...Post On 29 May 2008 |
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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| The Bible explained by Kids - Truth has been Redefined!
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...Post On 29 May 2008 |
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One of my favorite jobs has been leading junior church. We try to do more than Baby-sit our church's beloved little children during their time in our special junior church facility. We aim to give them a solid background in biblical history. At the end of each year, we give them pencils and paper and
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| Boat Cleaning Tips
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...Post On 29 May 2008 |
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After months in storage, even the freshest boat can emerge covered in dust, dirt, mold and cobwebs. Here are some timely tips to get your vessel shipshape in no time.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 29 May 2008 |
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Lemony Orange Cooler Punch
Ingredients:
Country Time® Lemonade Flavor Drink Mix
1-quart cold orange juice
1 1/2 quarts cold water
28 fluid ounces ginger ale, chilled
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| The Snoring Navy Man
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
“You've got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don't care where.”
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| The Big Sale
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, (the store's opening time), in front of the store.
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| Jesus vs. Satan
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have
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| Wife vs. Husband
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither
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| Crucial Information for Women (Sent in by a reader)
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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Crucial, because of recent abductions in daylight hours, educate yourself on these things to do in an emergency situation. After reading these 9 crucial tips, share them with someone you care about.
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| How Do I? By: Steve Wade
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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Hi there! Last week we began talking about cell phones and I think we'll all learn a lot about them through this column. OK, let's get going with this week's chapter . . . So far we talked about checking out coverage areas. You may find that there's only one company that gives adequate service for your area. If that's the case, then your decision as to which company to use
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| Celebrate your Memorial Day with this Great Grilling Recipe
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...Post On 22 May 2008 |
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Inside-Out Cheeseburgers (Back by popular demand)
Ingredients:
¼- cup shredded Cheddar or Swiss cheese
¼- cup shredded Gruyere cheese (optional)
1 pound 90%-lean ground beef
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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Ingredients:
1 (20 ounce) can unsweetened pineapple chunks
1/4-cup butter or margarine
1/4-cup sugar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
2 tablespoons cornstarch
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| The Farmer and the Divorce…
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
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| Tips for a Successful Garage Sale
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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Tis the season for garage sales when one person's trash is another's treasure. Garage sales are an excellent way to remove clutter from your home and also help the environment by eliminating excess trash from landfills. This year as you prepare for the garage sale, invest a little more time cleaning and repairing the sale items. By doing this, you will increase
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| FREE ADVICE
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
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| Powder Puff Champions!!!
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...Post On 15 May 2008 |
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The winners of the 2008 Powder Puff Girls Football tournament were, in fact, the senior class of ‘08! All of the seniors were extremely excited when they won the final game against the freshmen in the last 10 seconds.
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| Mother's Dictionary
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
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| It's Time to go to School
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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One early morning a lady went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
Son: "But why Mom? I don't want to go."
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Fathers, sons, and daughters, gather round the kitchen this weekend and cook an entire 3 course meal that is sure to please your wives and/or mothers, and tell them you'll do those dishes, too. This is her Special Day!
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| You know you're a Floridian if . . .
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
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| How Do I By: Steve Wade
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Well here we go again . . . I last left you with some more stuff about web cams and told you I'd come back again with more on that subject. Hope you've been having fun getting all set up and have begun making a few
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| Mother's Day Quotes
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ~Victor Hugo
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| M~O~T~H~E~R
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
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| Things My Mother Taught Me
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...Post On 09 May 2008 |
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· My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
· My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
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| Lost in the Music
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...Post On 01 May 2008 |
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Featured Song: The Star-Spangled Banner
Artist: N/A
Writer: Francis Scott Key
On the rainy night of September 3, 1814, Francis Scott Key and John S. Skinner were aboard the HMS Minden in Baltimore Harbor,
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| Kids On The Internet
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...Post On 01 May 2008 |
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My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
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| LIE DETECTOR!
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...Post On 01 May 2008 |
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
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| News Flash!!!
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...Post On 01 May 2008 |
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After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers,
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| Life Before Fast Food
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...Post On 24 Apr 2008 |
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"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up ? " "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow."
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| How Many Do You Remember ?
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...Post On 24 Apr 2008 |
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My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt
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| Red Velvet Cake
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...Post On 24 Apr 2008 |
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Ingredients:
3/4-cup all-purpose flour
3/4-cup whole-wheat pastry flour
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, sifted
2 teaspoons baking powder
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| God’s Pharmacy
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...Post On 17 Apr 2008 |
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We all know God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... all before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw.
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| ROOM 302
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...Post On 17 Apr 2008 |
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
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| The Lawyer and the Lexus
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...Post On 17 Apr 2008 |
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
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| Jesus is Watching You
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn
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| Choco-Peanut Butter Cups
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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Ingredients:
1 (16.5 ounce) roll Pillsbury® Create 'n Bake® refrigerated peanut butter cookies
1-cup white vanilla baking chips
1-1/2 cups creamy peanut butter
1-cup semisweet chocolate chips
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| REMEMBER OUR TROOPS
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a
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| Our Leanin’ Side Sent in by a Reader
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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Every time I pray, I think of the old deacon who always prayed, “Lord,
prop us up on our leanin' side.”
After hearing him pray that prayer many times,
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| Darrell Scott Testimony
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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Darrell Scott is the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado. He was invited to address the House subcommittee, and this is a portion of what he had to say:
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| The Lone Ranger & Tonto
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...Post On 10 Apr 2008 |
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Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
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| Recipe Corner
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...Post On 03 Apr 2008 |
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Ingredients:
1 (8 ounce) package Cream Cheese, softened
1 cup Sour Cream
1 envelope Italian Salad Dressing & Recipe Mix
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